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biography 
YJI'm a cookie which is born out of a dough, and was being sent into an oven. My mother made me a chocolate cookie so that people would like me. I'm delicious, people liked me alot. But my destiny is very cruel. I found out that i'm born to be eaten. I'm helpless and afraid. But when i knew that i will bring people's happiness, i'm not that scared already. So i decided to sacrifice myself to make people happy. Cause i know i'm the best. |
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June 25, 2009 Here is the continued story: Student: Professor, is there such thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student: And is there such thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student: No, sir. There isn't. (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.) Student: Sir you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, megaheat, white heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further than that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we describe to say the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir. It's just the absence of it. (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) Student: What about darkness professor? Is there such thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't any darkness? Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have normal light, low light, bright light, flashing light... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would have made darkness darker, wouldn't you? Professor: So what it the point of you are making, young man? Student: Sir, my point is that you philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed? Can you explain me how? Student: Sir you are working on the premise of duality. You argue that there is life and there is dead, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist in a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach the students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course I do. Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The professor shakes his head, beginning to realise where the argument is going.) Student: Since no one has observed the process of evolution at work, and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endevour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.) Student: Is there anyone in this class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The class breaks out into laughter.) Student: Is there anyone here who has heard the Professor's brain, touched it, felt or touched it?... No one has appeared to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocal, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, how can we trust your lectures? (The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you will have to take them on faith, son. Student: That is it, sir... The link between man and God is the word FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving and alive. |
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